I have two rules when it comes to burying bodies (not that I’m in the habit of doing so):
- DO NOT bury a person unless they are truly, without-a-doubt, no questions, DEAD.
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS make sure they have no bombs on their person.
Unfortunately (or, I should say, fortunately) some numbskull terrorists in Buttbackwards, Middle East Country, neglected to follow my second rule. Well, when you don’t follow the rules and take shortcuts, accidents are bound to happen. And, in this case, their mistake blew up in their faces. (Pun intended)
Here’s the video, courtesy of the Israel Video Network. (Caution: This ain’t Disney on Sand so keep the little patriots away.)